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Postby Valleysailor » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:36 pm

I would love a glass of lemonade, thank you very much!

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Postby Makinamess » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:24 am

Did you all know that "rampant" also means (a lion for example) standing erect on its hind legs with its head in profile and forelegs extended - hence the term *Lion Rampant* on the other Scottish Flag:-

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Postby ohlia » Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:40 am

One should always cover the feet when walking on gravel because the sharp edges can hurt or cause much discomfort to ones feet.

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Postby Valleysailor » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:57 pm

Some people say I appear to have a calm temperament which only goes to prove how little they really know me. :roll:

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Postby ohlia » Sun Jul 08, 2007 6:12 pm

In most relationships one feels all three; love, infatuation, and lust all at once, to some degree.

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Postby Valleysailor » Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:46 pm

Sometimes my emotions get me into serious trouble.

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Postby Sandra » Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:01 am

It's traditional to eat haggis on Rabbie Burns day :biggrin:

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Postby ohlia » Sun Jul 15, 2007 6:38 pm

Continental airline sucks!

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Postby Valleysailor » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:32 am

Summer time and the living is easy!

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Postby ohlia » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:03 pm

I love the Winter season for the beautiful snow.

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Postby Yogi » Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:37 am

Autumn is a beautiful season, but sad as well.

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Postby ohlia » Tue Aug 14, 2007 10:36 am

There is a contraption for putting food waste into and it naturally degrades into the garden soil.

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Postby meadow » Tue Aug 14, 2007 6:04 pm

the most precious memories i have in life come from time spent not only with my mother but my niece!

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Postby Valleysailor » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:27 pm

I believe people who enter the field of dentisty have a sadistic streak in them, acknowledged or not.

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