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Postby ohlia » Sat Mar 17, 2007 4:18 pm

I only wear 100% cotton or silk clothing.

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Postby Valleysailor » Mon Mar 19, 2007 1:42 pm

Naked is when people have on no clothes - nekkid is when they have on no clothes AND they're up to something.

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Postby ohlia » Tue Mar 20, 2007 1:58 am

Lonesome River Band is the name of an award wining bluegrass band.

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Postby Makinamess » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:04 am

The last time I saw my lawyer (solicitor) was when I wrote my will, a few years ago.

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Postby ohlia » Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:37 am

I enjoy blackcurrant jam on hot, buttered toast. yum yum!!

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Postby StVandal » Fri Mar 23, 2007 10:18 pm

lol @ VS

I could put chilies on anything. Hot dogs, sandwiches, boca burgers, soup, crackers, ice cream.. you name it. Chilies all around!

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Postby ohlia » Sat Mar 24, 2007 2:41 am

I want a Baby Grand Piano

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Postby Sandra » Sat Apr 07, 2007 3:16 am

I've put all the eggs in the basket.


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Postby ohlia » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:48 pm

Ice cream is my Favourite dessert.

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Postby Makinamess » Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:27 pm

In my local Tesco's they are selling little Easter Eggs (like the Cadbury's creme eggs) at a quarter of their usual price ! Bargains to be had there !

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Postby ohlia » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:32 pm

Crispbread and cheese makes a delicious snack.

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Postby Sarah » Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:47 am

When I was three, I almost ran over a worm on my tricycle, causing my mom to scream (she hates worms); her screaming freaked me out and I've been afraid of worms ever since.


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Postby ohlia » Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:19 pm

I dislike the smell of cigar.

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Postby Sarah » Sat Apr 28, 2007 4:19 am

I think my life is better than it ever has been.


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Postby Makinamess » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:03 am

I'm in the middle of designing a cemetery extension and each burial plot has to be 10 foot by six foot - it is a bit odd to be working in imperial units again.

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Postby ohlia » Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:45 am

Generally the Brave and strong always have a better chance of surviving.

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Postby Sarah » Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:28 pm

Hitting my head against a wall would be more fun than writing this 15 page paper in a different language.


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Postby StVandal » Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:48 pm

You can tell which people aren't Seattleites.. they're the ones holding umbrellas.

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Postby ohlia » Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:58 pm

Some say the upper class are Snotty.

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Postby Sarah » Mon May 28, 2007 5:37 am

If I want to be "stylish" here in Madrid, I have to wear short colorful dresses with leggings, flats, and a scarf.

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