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Prime Minister's Respect Agenda

Postby Makinamess » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:46 pm

I cannot believe that I missed this news bulletin!

<a href="http://www.owen.org/spoof/swearing/">Respect Agenda</a>
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Postby bea » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:11 pm

Well Gordon can kiss my arse. I've never heard of anything so ridiculous in my entire puff.
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Postby Rusty » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:23 pm

April Fool!

Look at the date. :biggrin:
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Postby bea » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:35 pm

i stand corrected :biggrin:
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Postby AJRC_CS » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:47 pm

Can you imagine if that story had been real. I would be arrested almost instantly. :D
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Postby Makinamess » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:23 pm

Sorry Beth, I just could not resist it ...... :biggrin: Ok, you can slap me later !
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Postby Rusty » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:37 pm

Well Gordon can still kiss bea`s arse though can`t he?

Here you go Gordon!.......> Image
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Postby Makinamess » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:39 pm

Of course he can Rusty ! Though I suspect our Beth might not like it too much :biggrin: I think she'd rather have a much younger generation of politician kissing her botty any day !
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Postby pilvikki » Mon Jul 30, 2007 7:54 pm

:hysterical:

when i worked at dehavilland, we had a crew meeting [that i actually attended..] and the boss, les, laid down the law "NO MORE SHOPTALK! aka swearing. it has been getting totally out hand and the management has decided it will cease immediately!"

the guys chuckled, but les was serious.

right.

the very next day i was standing there as pat explained something to les and he was cursing a blue streak. i was waiting for les to react, but nothing. i thought pat might get in trouble so finally i butted in:

"pat. hey pat. pat!!! watch your fucking language, will you!"

they both looked at me, cracked for neither one had noticed. then they thanked me for some "suits" were soon were walking by.
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Postby googie egg » Tue Jul 31, 2007 6:01 pm

Public swaering is already illeagal in many states in Australia. The cops use it regularily to throw public drunks (and many aboriginals) in gaol or run them out of town.
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Postby pilvikki » Tue Jul 31, 2007 9:41 pm

really?

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Postby Bedford » Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:14 pm

It would give me a reason to brush up on my Spanish; I could cuss them out and they'd never know. :biggrin:
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Postby solana » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:42 am

love this post!


and hooch.. how like you... lol
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