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Postby Yogi » Fri Jan 27, 2006 6:51 pm

Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that
she had slept over at a friend's house.

The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.



Friendship Between Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he
had slept over at a friend's house.

The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed
that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
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Postby Bedford » Fri Jan 27, 2006 7:14 pm

That is why Men make the best friends. :D
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Postby pilvikki » Fri Jan 27, 2006 9:10 pm

that's an easy one: she had more than 10 friends. and he didn't. in fact, half of those guys had never even heard of him.
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Postby Nathaniel » Sat Jan 28, 2006 9:22 am

Yep, that's probably it, or men have less morality than women... Hmm... I kind of like the thought of that... :hugegrin:
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