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Make up random stuff here.

Postby Sterling » Wed May 18, 2005 12:42 pm

Making up random silly statements has been somewhat of a hobby of mine for some time.

So here's your chance to practice at the craft! Post silly, ridiculous, nonsense stuff here. Not just once, but repeatedly as the mood strikes!

I will contribute to get things started!

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I saw a squirrel at the supermarket today. He was buying olives, and swearing at the self-checkout machine.

It's times like these that I wish skateboards were edible. But then again, cats rarely explode without a parakeet nearby.
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Postby Bedford » Wed May 18, 2005 12:52 pm

If this is Tuesday, then this is CNN.
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<i>"This is the greatest concentration of talent and genius, except for those times when Bedford eats alone.”</i>-- JFK, were he alive today.
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Postby pilvikki » Fri May 20, 2005 4:22 am

[how strange; two people have the same idea on different websites. for no reason. i posted just about the same thing without having seen this.

nonsense? wait! i'll call my ex...]

why did the canary paint the side of the house olive green if he didn't like it?

i went and planted some chairs yesterday, today maybe the appliqances.
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Postby Yogi » Fri May 20, 2005 5:27 am

I love the season of the year when the snakes shed their fur; it always signals that the migration of hippopotami has ended in the usual subway terminals.

The flavor of rusty nails has always enhanced the erotic experiences of the family warlock, but why must they melt in the nuclear furnace?

A keggler a day, keeps the mosquitoes away.

And, why does wearing a paper clip on your right ear always make you safe from lightening?
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Postby Patrice » Fri May 20, 2005 2:13 pm

Very important


There is no such thing as a bottomless coffee cup.


and Remember ... The grass is always greener on the otherside until.......... you move there
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Postby Bedford » Fri May 20, 2005 3:20 pm

I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick butt; and I'm all out of gum.
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<i>"This is the greatest concentration of talent and genius, except for those times when Bedford eats alone.”</i>-- JFK, were he alive today.
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Postby pilvikki » Fri May 20, 2005 7:00 pm

[perhaps marvin's rubbers then?]

today a colossal cloud drifted under the house while the mice were playing piano for charity.
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Postby MarkHimself » Sat May 21, 2005 9:59 am

I'm not so sure if salt water is the best solution. Maybe plastic bottles will keep the locusts out of the septic tank instead. You know uncle earl and is doritos. He won't take gruff from those swine!
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Postby Tamisita » Sat May 21, 2005 11:15 am

Cats hate water, but I don't like cutting wood.
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Postby Silke » Fri Dec 09, 2005 12:08 pm

The Second to the right tells me not to reply on this, but I don't always listen to her. The Minute overhead started screaming when I started this, so it is good no one else hear her.
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Postby StVandal » Fri Dec 09, 2005 9:29 pm

Mambo dogface to the banana patch!!!!1!
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Postby pilvikki » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:54 pm

i hear water running in the walls again.
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Postby Bedford » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:27 am

the penguins are psychotic.
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Postby pilvikki » Sat Dec 10, 2005 11:11 am

[that's not a silly statement as requested -- that's fact]

the wind tunnel led to a kosher bakery selling wet puppies.
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Postby Silke » Sat Dec 10, 2005 2:18 pm

(water in the walls is no good thing)

Suddently smoked the garden snake

The fast window went on reason on the black country
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Postby pilvikki » Sat Dec 10, 2005 5:10 pm

johnson's cow won the bake-off second century in a row.
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Postby roadstah » Tue Jan 10, 2006 1:55 pm

could it be?! more coconut flakes falling from the sky while I pull the grass out of my head...drat! another lug nut does not fit on the watermelon - how am I ever going to sled down that wave?
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Postby Sarah » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:00 pm

Harold, what are you doing on grandma's plastic couch?! The butterflies hate it when cocoa beans emit golden rays of light.
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Postby 1da » Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:43 pm

how come all these random nonsense sentences sound like the great opening sentence to awesome short stories and books i once read and am about to write again so that you will be intrigued and continue to read further?

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Postby StVandal » Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:46 pm

Someone put POOP in my PANTS!
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