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Postby Nathaniel » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:19 am

Bandaids are blue, they have to drink to much blood and they get sick and die. Poor bananasplit.
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Postby Silke » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:36 am

Have you ever heard trees talk? They do it all the time while rubbing bear-backs and poking whatever they can get their hands on, and though they experiment with sound when you are not there, flying is one of their hobbies
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Postby Nathaniel » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:18 am

An aeroplane is Vandal's hair, but he doesn't know yet, so he tells someone to eat ramen-noodles in case their stomach hurts.
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Postby Silke » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:21 am

Jump around, kiss what you see, hug what you don't, tell off the snow and give the summer day your blessing. Day isn't over yet, but the horse shure is
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Postby 1da » Thu Feb 09, 2006 5:09 am

Gathering bottle caps from under couch cushions would be more entertaining if most of them had left the mother ship before the scouts were returned for no deposit, no abandonment.
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Postby Nathaniel » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:36 am

The cat always barks at the dog because it has hair in it's ears. That's not fun for the fish, though....
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Postby Silke » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:42 am

The books are flying and casting spells.... I think I'll leave the city to night...
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Postby Nathaniel » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:35 am

I wonder when the clock is night, and then not, because the sun will be there and then gone.
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Postby 1da » Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:17 pm

You can always fold a map when no one is pawing through the dust at the edge of night, but you cant always fold away when your sneeze.

edit: - i forgot the R on your.
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Postby Silke » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:00 pm

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Postby 1da » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:05 pm

that blue on blue writing is a challenge to read Silke.

Butter eaten from a jelly jar is twice as likely to produce sensations of toast in random studies of breakfast procrastination procedures.

edit: my fingers left out an O in prOcrastination. hmmmm...
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Postby Nathaniel » Thu Feb 09, 2006 3:15 pm

I still can't find that fish, though I'm certain it must be here. it has hidden in the pocket of a cat, as with the lion who is orange.
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Postby 1da » Thu Feb 09, 2006 4:25 pm

A catfish in hand is as good as a catbird in pocket when playing dominos - or chess for that matter - with dragons.
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Postby Nathaniel » Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:12 am

No matter how hard you try, the sun won't seem to rise on it's own accord tonight and whatever it is maybe they haven't brought the chocolate pudding after all.
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Postby Silke » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:01 am

and the priest folded his hands and said "Everything comes from heaven"

... and so the bird thought "heck, why not?" and let drop
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Postby Nathaniel » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:05 am

"You offended the tree, now apologize. You promised!!! "

"I am sorry! Tell it to stop!"

"This tree thinks you need a lesson, and I must concur."
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Postby 1da » Fri Feb 10, 2006 2:19 am

Here stretch this line across the road so that the ribbon of life can find an alternative avenue home.
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Postby Nathaniel » Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:43 am

The bird has a concussion after falling from a tree without security-nets, but however the frog is doing well in flight on the head of dogs.
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Postby 1da » Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:27 am

You can bank on a corner or sit on a bank, but the fishing is best when you know the water.
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Postby Silke » Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:12 pm

... that actually made sense...

The rain on a sunny day makes the moon go away
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