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JOKES FOR THE DAY ***** # 71104.

Postby ROLCAM » Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:13 pm

UNIQUE BREAKFAST

A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read "Unique Breakfast", so he walked in and sat down.

The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted.

"What´s your Unique Breakfast?" he asked inquisitively.

"Baked tongue of chicken," she replied proudly.

"Baked tongue of chicken? Do you have ANY idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken´s mouth!" the man fumed.

Undaunted, the waitress asked, "Well, what would you like then, sir?"

The man replied, "Just bring me some scrambled eggs."
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Postby Silke » Wed Dec 26, 2007 6:11 pm

anyone tasted reindeer tongue? mmmmm!
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Postby mdkilmer » Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:28 am

I've had cold sliced beef tongue. Not bad.
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