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MALE Blonde Joke

Postby ashes13 » Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:36 pm

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Postby meadow » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:00 pm

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Postby Rusty » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:03 pm

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Postby Flawless » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:15 pm

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I am now dubbed the King of Hotness by Haysi

I am also the resident Cabana boy.
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Postby mdkilmer » Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:28 pm

Q: Why do some blonde girls have big belly buttons?
A: Blond boyfriends.
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Postby ashes13 » Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:04 pm

mdkilmer wrote:Q: Why do some blonde girls have big belly buttons?
A: Blond boyfriends.

:lol:
I must remember that one!
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Postby Bedford » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:58 pm

mdkilmer wrote:Q: Why do some blonde girls have big belly buttons?
A: Blond boyfriends.


I've always heard it as:

Q: WHy do blondes have big belly buttons
A: Because their boyfriends are blondes too.

Still a great joke.
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Postby ohlia » Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:18 pm

:lmao1: :clap:
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Postby Mads » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:47 am

:lmao2: Great joke, Ashes
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Postby haysi » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:26 am

Very Good, made me giggle :biggrin:
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