Walking into a bar...

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Walking into a bar...

Postby Bedford » Wed Aug 08, 2007 10:18 pm

A tunafish sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."


A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "So, why the long face?"


A man walks into a bar with a duck on his head. The bartender asks, "Can I help you?" The duck says, "Yeah, get this man off my butt."


Celine Dion walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "So, why the long face?"


Two jumper cables walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, you two better not be starting anything."


John Kerry walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "So why the long face?"
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Postby haysi » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:22 am

I dont get the last two :confused:
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Postby Bedford » Thu Aug 09, 2007 12:58 pm

You use jumper cables to start a car that has lost its battery charge

and Kerry has a horse face.
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