A penguin was driving..

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A penguin was driving..

Postby StVandal » Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:06 am

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "It's just ice cream."
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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Postby meadow » Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:51 am

AHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!!
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Postby Flawless » Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:25 pm

Hillarious!!!
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I am now dubbed the King of Hotness by Haysi

I am also the resident Cabana boy.
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Postby bermbits » Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:58 pm

Refraining from the obvious comment about our own "ice cream man..."

:lmao1:
"Veritas et probitas super omnia."
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Postby Bedford » Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:14 pm

This has long been one of my favorite penguin jokes.

BTW, I deal with "frozen confections", not ice cream. (if you saw the merchandise, you'd know what I mean)
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Postby bermbits » Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:57 am

Ah, I understand the difference.

I once worked for a friend as a petroleum transfer engineer.
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Postby pilvikki » Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:20 am

mentioning ice cream often seals my doom...
Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.

Dylan Thomas (1914-53)
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Postby bermbits » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:15 am

...or dooms your seal... so to speak...

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Postby StVandal » Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:36 am

bermbits wrote:...or dooms your seal... so to speak...

:roll:

lol
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