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A penguin was driving..

PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 6:06 am
by StVandal
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.

After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers.

After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal."

"No, no," the penguin replies, "It's just ice cream."

PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:51 am
by meadow
AHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 1:25 pm
by Flawless
Hillarious!!!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 5:58 pm
by bermbits
Refraining from the obvious comment about our own "ice cream man..."

:lmao1:

PostPosted: Sat Aug 18, 2007 9:14 pm
by Bedford
This has long been one of my favorite penguin jokes.

BTW, I deal with "frozen confections", not ice cream. (if you saw the merchandise, you'd know what I mean)

PostPosted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:57 am
by bermbits
Ah, I understand the difference.

I once worked for a friend as a petroleum transfer engineer.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 10:20 am
by pilvikki
mentioning ice cream often seals my doom...

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:15 am
by bermbits
...or dooms your seal... so to speak...

:roll:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 5:36 am
by StVandal
bermbits wrote:...or dooms your seal... so to speak...

:roll:

lol