I seem to have developed Tourettes

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I seem to have developed Tourettes

Postby haysi » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:09 am

fucking arse wanker prick dick cuntybaws arsefanny sad deluded bastard :biggrin:

Thats better.

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Postby StVandal » Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:24 am

Feck! Shite! Women's knickers!
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Postby haysi » Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:00 am

:lol: I rarely swear. But it felt appropriate this morning



Golly Gosh! Good Lord! Jings Crivvens Help ma Boab
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Postby haysi » Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:48 am

arse biscuit

bung nugget

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Postby spithray » Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:27 am

Fuck-nut :!:

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Rose: If you're an alien, why do you sound like you're from the north?
Doctor: Lots of planets have a north.
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Postby haysi » Sat Nov 18, 2006 7:30 am

mickyficky bitchtard :biggrin:
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Postby Lore » Sat Nov 18, 2006 12:41 pm

oh my poor delicate ears!! :oops:

golly gosh haysi, has something or someone upset you my dear? bad show old bean!

what, what, what!
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Postby haysi » Sat Nov 18, 2006 1:18 pm

Lore wrote:oh my poor delicate ears!! :oops:

golly gosh haysi, has something or someone upset you my dear? bad show old bean!

what, what, what!


I was a tad annoyed when I posted this topic Lore my old mucker. But now its turned into a funny thread :biggrin:
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Postby Makinamess » Sat Nov 18, 2006 2:18 pm

Oh, huckterry quagrail with peasbutton flipsters!

(Well, it makes as much sense to me as the stuff written before, so why not eh ?)
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Postby haysi » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:23 pm

messy ya maddy
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Postby snapdharlich » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:33 pm

StVandal wrote:Feck! Shite! Women's knickers!


Women's knickers????


You're just not fucking trying! :biggrin:
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Postby Makinamess » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:34 pm

Och aye the noo ! (as a certain fellow maddy would say hee hee)
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Postby haysi » Sat Nov 18, 2006 3:51 pm

jings, jeepers, cripes
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Postby Bedford » Sat Nov 18, 2006 5:14 pm

skua
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Postby Lore » Sat Nov 18, 2006 6:01 pm

c'mon haysi, you can do better than that!
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Postby StVandal » Sat Nov 18, 2006 9:33 pm

snapdharlich wrote:
StVandal wrote:Feck! Shite! Women's knickers!


Women's knickers????


You're just not fucking trying! :biggrin:


I took that from Father Ted. It's a show on the BBC you might be familiar with.. the elderly priest (father Ted) has tourettes.. once he said "Oi! Feck! Women's Knickers!".. I thought it was pretty hilarious.
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Postby mdkilmer » Sat Nov 18, 2006 11:23 pm

Vandal, Vandal, Vandal. A simple "Arrghh!" would've sufficed.
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Postby haysi » Sun Nov 19, 2006 3:53 am

Father Jack rules! FECK! ARSE! DRINK!

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Postby Bedford » Sun Nov 19, 2006 8:38 am

Awwww, guano!!!
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Postby Makinamess » Sun Nov 19, 2006 9:00 am

Och, Toilet Duck ! (another Father Tedism hee hee)
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