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Postby Yogi » Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:03 pm

:openmouth: :thud:
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Postby meadow » Wed Jun 27, 2007 8:12 pm

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Postby Sandra » Thu Jun 28, 2007 12:55 am

Sarah wrote:Twat did you say flawless? I had no idea muppet meant that either, but now I see that it is a suitable name for dear Legend.


I was going to put an apb out on dear legend but I see Marge has found him :tongue:




Sarah wrote:Twat did you say? I cunt hear you! I think I have an ear infucktion!


:shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Sarah » Thu Jun 28, 2007 1:21 am

It wasn't me!! My dear mother and aunt taught it to me last Christmas. and seeing as I escaped the country in February, it is one of my last memories so shhhhhh, it's not bad, it's special. :oops:
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Postby haysi » Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:46 am

Sarah wrote:Twat did you say? I cunt hear you! I think I have an ear infucktion!


The quiet ones are the worst :wink:
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Postby Sarah » Sat Jun 30, 2007 2:51 pm

That's a funny little post, because look what I've found, said by Ms. Haysi:

I am the quiet one.


*ahem* the worst indeed. :wink:
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Postby meadow » Sat Jun 30, 2007 7:28 pm

never, ever trust the "quiet ones"!!! they are the absolute worst of the lot!!!! my roomie was the "quiet one" and she was one helluva wild child party girl. i've got a big mouth and i'm opinionated but i'm a homebody. but i had more of a Bad Girl rep than she did...but she's much worse than me. :lmao1:
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Postby legend » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:58 pm

the loud ones are the most timid


honest lol :oops: :oops: :oops:



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Postby Makinamess » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:27 pm

Reuters have just reported that a woman has been arrested for swearing in a confined space.....
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Postby legend » Mon Jul 09, 2007 6:20 pm

fer fook sake whats gotten into you all?


sandra behave or next time we meet yuo will suffer .

truly gimp :biggrin:
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Postby Sandra » Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:42 am

legend wrote:

sandra behave or next time we meet yuo will suffer .



BRING IT ON :biggrin:


(sori I missed you, catch you next time xx)
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Postby legend » Tue Jul 10, 2007 6:41 pm

was ur own choice gimp :evil: .
i will be around again for sure :lol: .

dont know what u missed lol :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Postby Sandra » Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:12 am

legend wrote:was ur own choice gimp :evil: .


couldn't be helped gimpo :(


legend wrote:i will be around again for sure :lol: .



you never know, we might surprise you one day :wink:



legend wrote:dont know what u missed lol :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:


lolol, do you want me to fill you in, Rachael told me everything :biggrin:
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Postby legend » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:08 am

oh really?

well she dont know everything.

tell her kris said hi lol :biggrin:
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Postby Sandra » Thu Jul 12, 2007 11:57 am

legend wrote:
well she dont know everything.



:shock: wow, did you find the eyebrow :?: :lol:
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Postby haysi » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:01 pm

SShhh this just in....Sandras house has been over run by large hairy caterpillars :shock:

Haysi brought in pest control but they bundled up little Teri instead as they thought that she was a giant hairy caterpillar :lol:

Makinamess is making an attempt at the world record for baking birthday cakes and is looking for more people to bake them for....its my birthday pretty soon btw

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Postby Makinamess » Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:49 pm

:whistle: I am so glad this is in the rumours thread - I've never baked a birthday cake in my life ..... Ok, there's time (just about) to rush out and learn all about *baking birthday cakes* for Bea.... errr, what sort of cake would you like B ? Name the flavour and I am sure I can oblige :wink:
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Postby mdkilmer » Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:00 pm

Double-chocolate pudding-cake. And my birthday's on August 13th, so you have just about enough time to do your homework, bake it, and ship it to me. :biggrin:

BTW:
Sarah's Amazing Oyster is roaming around Chicago, looking up all her old acquaintences.

Yogi has been sequestered with Sarah almost every night. He says he's talking to her about her language.

StVandal is missing because Flo ate his leg. He's very happy; he now being fitted for a real pirate pegleg. AAARRRRGGGG!

Bedford's giving up Penguinism because the other members won't go along with hisreform ideas. He wants all babies baptised in fish innards.

Ohlia is some kind of spread. :biggrin:

Bea's goat is now attending AA meetings.

Messy has been shipping live octopi to people. Be sure to check your mailbox.

"Silke" is a Norwegian phrase that roughly translates to "It's true that blondes have more fun.

Legend has promised that he'll actually post a rumor and not just talk about his wee willy.

Haysi behaved.

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Postby legend » Thu Jul 12, 2007 5:20 pm

rumour has it legend aint got a wee willy its a great big thing.
and as for his nuts!!!!

well one of thems the size of a tennis ball and the other ones hugeeeeeeeeeee :biggrin:


kilmer you old dog you . :lol:
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Postby haysi » Sat Jul 14, 2007 2:27 am

Ssshh this just in, dont tell anyone....

MDKilmer has taken his stand up routine on the road, you can catch him at Caesars Palace with Wayne Newton :biggrin:

Legends wee willy was used to model Halls Wee Willy Winkie Sausages. :shock:

Sandra has turned into a Cowgirl since listening to Messys MixCD yeeeeeeeeeeeehhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa she is very adept with that lassoo :biggrin:

Haysi behaved herself impeccably last night :biggrin:
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