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Postby bea » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:21 am

VIEWERS OF A SENSITIVE DISPOSITION SHOULD LOOK AWAY NOW COS I'M GOING TO SAY FUCK. A LOT

I hate everyone and everything. I hate regulations. i hate the noise in my ear. I hate people who are unable to manage their finances. I hate people who pretend to be nice but are actually cunts. I hate television. I hate books that aren't what they promise to be. I hate doctor referrals. I hate google earth. I hate opinions and points of view and nuns and celery. I hate my bra hanging over the radiator. I hate shops shutting at 4pm on a sunday. I hate objects being where they shouldn't be. I hate skin and organised fun and knitwear. I hate garden centres and gluten free cake and receeding hairlines and microsoft noises. I hate children and robots and wallpaper and colourcoded anything. I hate carparks. I hate DVD's. I hate electricity.

RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. :confused:

Fortuntely i think i'll like most of these things tomorrow. ggrrr


Also, check me out not saying fuck a lot. I'll do it now just so to fulfill my promise. Fuck Fuck Fuck
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Postby meadow » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:29 am

i totally FUCKING agree with you. i fucking hate people who think that cussing is somehow a sin and that their pweshuuuus eyesight should never be sullied by the sight of unpleasantness.

i hate people who don't care. i hate people who care too much about themselves. i hate stupid celebrities. i hate when the wenches in Starbucks fuck my damn drink up. i hate bitches who think they are better than me. i hate big sunglasses on skinny heads. i hate hats. i hate headbands. i hate ponytails that are smooth. i hate people who hate Grease. i hate people who hate musicals. i hate backstabbers.



but i luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurv Bea and her rants. yay!!! this makes me so happy to see someone else so angry. i love anger.
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Postby bea » Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:39 am

funny how we both hate ze celebrities but love perez :biggrin: er, malfunction malfunction.

Adding... i hate men who mess around with the technology when the reason it does't work is cos you haven't fucking paid the fucking sky bill. I hate people who don't answer a question when asked (like, i know u can hear me cock face. answer my fucking question or i'm going to pull your head down through your body and out through your arse). I hate people who can't multitask. I hate milk. I hate spiders. I hate dishes not being washed. I hate overdraft facilities. I hate fat.

aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhh.

I'm going for a lie down.
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Postby meadow » Sun Jul 29, 2007 8:08 am

ME TOOOOOOOOOO!!!! oh, Perez you are my only love.

i hate people who take themselves too seriously. i hate when my dad does the dishes before i get the chance. i hate that my mother isn't here to enjoy my dad's retirement. i hate TV newsanchors who can't speak properly. i hate people that can't spell. i hate people who hate swearing. i hate washing my hair every day. i hate video games. i hate drinks without straws. i hate sweating. i hate mosquito bites on my foot. i hate fat too.

i might go lie down for a bit too. :tongue:
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Postby Mads » Sun Jul 29, 2007 1:54 pm

:lol:

I hate milk, queues, people eating noisily (like pigs), 5p coins, speed bumps, childish and vindictive people, grey undies that were once white, blunt knives, rude waiters, Victoria Beckham, Jordan, Juicy Fruit, Pot Noodles, slow PC's, aliases (when used to anger people), people who fish for gossip but pretend they're not, 'orange' fake tans, badly dyed hair, Peter Stringfellow, people who leave rubbish in the street, any Bernard Matthew's shite, adults who throw tantrums, the smell of piss in the streets, people who are always late, jealousy when it's out of control, and people who haven't the basic decency to thank others for gifts etc.

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Postby ohlia » Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:50 pm

I don't hate anyone or anything, but, with exception of child molesters, rapist and sex offenders.
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Postby meadow » Sun Jul 29, 2007 6:25 pm

noooooooooooooooo not Jordan! i don't know why but i love her. explain that one to me. she's got a show over here and i think it's fantastic. same for that looney toon Posh. i don't love her like i love Jordan but i like her more now than i did. she needs a sandwich though.

i hate taxes, The Man, the IRS, the government, Bush, Cheney, most of the Supreme Court Justices, Alberto Gonzales, men with over gelled hair, men who don't cut their toenails properly and wear sandals, men in speedos ['nuff said] unless they are David Beckham, Tom Cruise, Scientology, and people who talk on their mobile phones while in line at a service counter.
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Postby Sandra » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:04 am

meadow wrote: David Beckham, Tom Cruise



:shock: I love David Beckham, what's not to like and wee Tom is a great (I love his movies, especially vanilla sky), why do you not like him?

I hate people who tell you they'll be there at a certain time and actually make a fuss about you turning up on time, then they turn up half an hour late :evil:

How are you today bea, are you liking anything yet? :biggrin:
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Postby meadow » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:22 am

no, i like David Beckham, particularly in a Speedo. :)

i don't like Tom Cruise because i do not like his Scientology, his attacks on the psychiatric community and his general creepiness. i've never been a fan of his and i can only stand about a half dozen of his movies. he's not a great actor, he's short and there is just something very, very off about him. least of all his relationship with new Stepford Wife "Kate Cruise". bleh! Vanilla Sky was one of the worst movies i've ever seen! i've seen it twice and i still want to stab out eyeballs and i still don't get it.
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Postby Sarah » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:11 pm

Things I dislike: closed-mindedness, worms, the smell of Milwaukee, lost socks, arrogance, paleness, lies, fish (on a plate/swimming around my ankles), super hot weather, dirty floors, hair, when skinny people complain to me that they're fat, bananas that go brown to fast... y mas.
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Postby Bedford » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:41 pm

Sarah wrote: the smell of Milwaukee.


I don't remember a particular smell there, but I was usually by the Midwest Express Center, and once the Serb Hall. It's possible I missed it.

Man, I need a reason to go through there again. Gen Cons haven't been the same since the move.
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Postby Flawless » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:46 pm

I hate the smell of the southside of Indianapolis.....if it wasn't for Gary, Indiana it'd be the asshole of the world.
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Postby Bedford » Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:49 pm

It could be worse; we once had our town's sewer plant right next to the main interstate exit into our city. We didn't call it Sewercide Alley for no reason.
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Postby meadow » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:55 pm

i hate "helpful advice" from someone who has no idea what the fucking problem is.

i hate people who give advice in fucking general. you just want to feel important. shut the fuck up and leave me alone.

i hate temporary employment agencies that never fucking call back. for fuck's sake at least have the fucking good decency to tell me i'm not the right fucking fit so i can stop wasting my time on you. bitches.

i fucking hate people who can't ever return a fucking proper phone call, period. oh, are you so fucking special you can't pick the phone up and call me? fuck you, bitches!
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Postby haysi » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:56 pm

I hate butterbeans ewwwwwwwww
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Postby Sarah » Thu Aug 02, 2007 10:30 am

Bedford, Milwaukee smells a lot of times like yeast because of the breweries and a lot of times just disgusting. I don't know what it is, but it's definitely unique. and unpleasant.


if it wasn't for Gary, Indiana it'd be the asshole of the world.


Gary Indiana... like paradise. and now I've got the Jackson 5 stuck in my head.
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Postby Flawless » Thu Aug 02, 2007 12:43 pm

Ah good ol' Gary, look what it's given the world. A psychic, a Catholic child abuser, and everyone's favorite, a white african-american child molester.
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Postby Bedford » Thu Aug 02, 2007 8:34 pm

Flawless wrote:Ah good ol' Gary, look what it's given the world. A psychic, a Catholic child abuser, and everyone's favorite, a white african-american child molester.


Well, the song "Gary, Indiana" from the Music Man is a pretty ditty.
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Postby van » Fri Aug 03, 2007 3:11 am

Kia ora

I hate to see the world populated with haters!
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Postby bea » Fri Aug 03, 2007 9:23 am

yay bill! i'm mostly loving things today so i agree.
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