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Postby Yogi » Tue Aug 07, 2007 10:17 pm

meadow wrote:AHAHAHAAHA POLE DANCING!!! :hysterical: i love that.


Now I must go and poke my mind's eye out ...
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Postby Sandra » Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:03 pm

This just in:

meadow poked her eyes out whilst pole dancing, dressed up as 80's madonna (vogue)

haysi is still not home from seeing her guests off in their taxi, I wonder why she took a bucket and spade with her :confused:


legend has been spotted handing flyers out down at the beach to attract the lovely ladies to his new venue. aka studio flat no.1, tenerife way :wink: (see you soon)

mr. whiffey has been spotted around myspace lurking and stalking poor innocent people, trying to poach them onto answerbank :cool:

ohlia was last seen judging a bake off between me and messy, I won obviously as I made cider bread :oops:


bea is trying to work out how her new smart car can be transformed into a transformer :lol:

yogi has bought himself a chocolate fountain and may not be seen for days :lol:
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Postby meadow » Wed Aug 08, 2007 7:26 pm

:lmao1:
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Postby mdkilmer » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:03 pm

mdkilmer had got himself in a tizzy about that bloody oyster I hear he's cracked a tooth on sarah's pearl Wink
Hardly. Sarah lost her pearl a long time ago. Age 12, wasn't it, Sarah?

Sandra likes to pretend that she's haysi. So far she's only fooled the cabana boys.

PITA has started a new "hair" band-- the Alleycats. She's reported as being a big hit in Norway.

Sarah has been seen hanging around a seafood restaurant. She wears fishnet stockings and rents her oyster out to many people each day.

Yogi frequents seafood restaurants. He says he's looking for an oyster with a pearl in it.

StVandal is up for parole next week. Keep your fingers crossed.

Bedford was arrested for walking down the street dressed in his formal clothes-- a bow tie. Again.

"Silke" is a Norwegian word that roughly translates to "I like Alleycats".

Bedford is pilvikki's fi-otch. Sounds fi-shy to me.

All the new BF members are afraid to post here.

You may not know this, but meadow is a former Miss America contestant. She won "Miss Congeniality".
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Postby legend » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:35 pm

miss congealed reality ??????



whatever sandraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


i heard meadows idea of pole dancing is a polka with mr broslovsky next door :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Postby meadow » Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:00 pm

i heard that my favorite band is The Alleycats!

dude, i was SO working that sash! Miss Congeniality, indeed. bwahahaha! :biggrin:
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Postby legend » Sat Aug 11, 2007 6:27 pm

miss warped reality i heard???

this just in .........................

messy has got her knickers in a twist and cant post on here.

sandras been officially named a muppet .


and sarah has gone strangely quiet ?????? :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Postby haysi » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:21 am

Ssssh this just in...dont tell anyone I told you

MDKilmer has a new act, he has been seen practising on Meadows pole and is going to join the Pussycat Dolls on their next tour

Sarah has lost her voice from screaming for MDKilmer at the 'be the next pusscat doll' auditions

Sandra has taken up tap dancing but keeps falling in the sink (boom boom)

There have been sitings of a tasmanian devil like creature on the streets of Keswick, dont panic, its only Bea trying to get to every pub on her holiday :biggrin:
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Postby Flawless » Sun Aug 12, 2007 12:04 pm

Bea has to be on holiday to try to get into every pub?! That's news to me.
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Postby Sandra » Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:54 pm

legend wrote:
sandras been officially named a muppet .



(what's my name, what's my name) :biggrin:
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Postby Valleysailor » Sun Aug 12, 2007 6:28 pm

ummm, Honey, your name is still Sandra - even when you are a muppet, you keep your same name! Unless you want to be Esmerelda ...
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Postby Sandra » Mon Aug 13, 2007 2:31 am

Valleysailor wrote:ummm, Honey, your name is still Sandra - even when you are a muppet, you keep your same name! Unless you want to be Esmerelda ...


silly me lol.

I think I'd rather have a different name....Esmerelda will be fine :biggrin:
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Postby legend » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:35 pm

well id say either miss piggy or animal :biggrin: :biggrin:



afterall ive seen you :D :D :D
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Postby Sandra » Tue Aug 14, 2007 3:53 pm

legend wrote:well id say either miss piggy or animal :biggrin: :biggrin:



afterall ive seen you :D :D :D


:lmao1: yes.. and I've seen you too Gonzo :biggrin:
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Postby chicklin » Wed Aug 15, 2007 5:29 am

Sandra wrote:
legend wrote:well id say either miss piggy or animal :biggrin: :biggrin:



afterall ive seen you :D :D :D


:lmao1: yes.. and I've seen you too Gonzo :biggrin:


Touche, I think! :biggrin:
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Postby legend » Sat Aug 18, 2007 3:50 pm

chicklin how did you know sandra wears a toupe ???

oh sorry touche ???


now sandras folically challenged head is common knowledge.

eh baldyyyyyyyy :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: ?????
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Postby Valleysailor » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:39 pm

Her name is now Esmerelda - you will kindly refer to as such henceforth!
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Postby legend » Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:46 am

the bellllssssssssssss



the belllssssssssssssssss


she gave me waaaaaaaaaaaaaaater :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Postby Sandra » Mon Sep 17, 2007 7:21 am

eh, no I didn't airhead....it was coffee :biggrin:
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Postby legend » Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:13 pm

whatever treverrrrrrrrrrr :biggrin:
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