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Postby Legion » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:25 pm

A bit like Lore & her toenails :teach: :dancer: :teach:
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Postby Sarah » Thu Aug 17, 2006 3:57 pm

Hi!
Welcome, but please don't clasp too hard. :)
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Postby pilvikki » Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:58 pm

welcome!

clasp away!

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Postby Lore » Fri Aug 18, 2006 2:04 am

Legion wrote:A bit like Lore & her toenails :teach: :dancer: :teach:


Whit?!!

You leave my toes out of this young man!
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Postby josh012404 » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:19 am

Lore wrote:Believe me, if whiffey could see that in the mirror each day he'd be a very happy man (assuming she was standing next to him!) - bless!



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That is so true.
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Postby Legion » Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:43 am

Sorry Lore


'She was short
With big feet
I'd have known her complete
If she changed her u..............s'


I'd forgotten about yr size 18's - you little hobbit you

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Postby Spilsbury » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:20 pm

It was my birthday weekend and so I have been celebrating a year older and a year wiser far away from daily toil and my computer. The bosoms, the bosoms! What can I say? I am speechless! What a lovely welcome. I shall slowly and politely mingle. A bosom clasp and then a mingle taking the occasional discreet measurement, with permission. I am in heaven. For those inquisitive souls I am open and available for questions. My life is an open, if badly written, book. Bless you all again!

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Postby snapdharlich » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:27 pm

So you're into diddies?
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Postby Spilsbury » Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:53 pm

Good evening friend snapdarlich. No. Ken Dodd has not ever been a great favourite of mine! His humour is too vulgar and obvious. But if you do I shall not criticise!

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Postby snapdharlich » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:44 pm

So you're not into diddies?
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Postby snapdharlich » Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:45 pm

cocks and balls? :?:
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Postby pilvikki » Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:50 pm

oh snap, will you behave!

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Postby Rusty » Mon Aug 21, 2006 8:16 am

OK.I`ll clasp you to my bossom seing as you asked nicely.
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Postby Spilsbury » Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:08 am

Another bosom from Rusty and protection from Pilvikki. Why thank you kindly.
Coxswain Balls. What an amazing coincidence Snapdarlich. I sailed before the mast with that colourful and versatile seaman! I spent 5 happy years 'travelling' for the government in blue serge! I can see that, all apart from your curious taste in comedians and eccentric spelling, we are going to get on like a tanker on fire.

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Postby m246 » Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:35 am

Legion wrote:WOW! If you're female - I'll marry you tomorrow. :biggrin:
Nah. You gotta be a fella - you are too intelligent sounding :clap:
I'm only a newcomer myself - but :welcome: from another newbie




You gotta be a fella - you are too intelligent sounding


stop giving your mind a treat legion !!!


pleased to meet you spillsbury , welcome to the site .
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Postby Spilsbury » Sat Aug 26, 2006 12:27 pm

Why thankyou M246. Although a masculine name I strongly sense that you are very much a female. If I can ever help you in matters spiritual then please contact me. If ever I can help you with matters physical then I shall get my running spikes out :biggrin: Consider yourself clasped :biggrin:


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