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New Rumors

PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 2:59 pm
by forumadmin
Due to circumstances beyond my control. the old New Rumors thread has been deleted. :oops: The good news is that I managed to salvage one of the more recent entries, which is quoted below. I apologize for the missing topic, but we can make a new start with the following rumors from mdkilmer.

PostPosted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 11:23 am

Legend's real name is "Cupcake". Honest! It's on his birth certificate.

"Silke" is a Norwegian word that translates to "I see your $100.00, and raise you $500.00 more".

Nathie talks to dragons-- but only in her spare time.

All of the male users on BF (except me and Vandal) are aliases that Yogi uses. Those inner voices were just crying out for expression again, weren't they, Big Bear?

Vandal really doesn't know any cats. He just likes to see people go "awww..." when he posts pictures of cats he finds on the 'Net.

Glitterfang is currently in jail for having sex with an underage penguin.

Sarah's oyster didn't net her enough money this summer, so she's having to pay her tuition by "other means". Don't ask...

Rusty is running a campaign to have herself named Queen of England. So is Makinamess.

Damsel collects sperm from her horses. I'm not sure what she does with it.

Proceedings are under way to have Sarah deported to Spain. Sarah's mom has asked that her oyster be left at home.

Pilvikki rides a moose around Canada shouting "The British are coming!".
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 3:14 pm
by Bedford
You would keep the one saying I'm a pedophile. :confused:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 3:59 am
by haysi
Glitterfang wrote:You would keep the one saying I'm a pedophile. :confused:



Is the correct term not 'penquiphile?'

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 7:56 am
by legend
i believe i first called gf a pengophile ,but no malicious intent.
as im not a penguin its ok .
snappy likes to lick ears but not eyeballs.
messy now wants to lick someones/anyones eyeballs.
ive told damsel if she still needs some lube i can get hre some natural lube,it might take a bit of work but im willing to try.
sandra licked gills eyeball and she isnt saying.
yogi is really yoda from star wars .
legend is a very nice guy,everyone loves him and wants to have his children.
take a ticket ladies .
sorry guys noit my scene ok. :biggrin:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:10 am
by Makinamess
I hear that Icu has started a campaign to have GF released from prison - *Release the Penguin* - she was feeling guilty because she masqueraded as an underage penguin at his birthday party and one thing led to another.....

Rusty and Makinamess are definitely not in competition with Lizzie gal since her real title is Queen of the United Kingdom.

Pilvikki's full shout on the moose is actually, "The British are coming, Welcome!".

Gill and Lore are selling tickets for Legend's new stage production (working title *handbags and the gladrags*). I hear auditions start next week.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 9:35 am
by haysi
ssshhhh...dont tell anyone.

Sandra is dyslexic and keeps sending texts to the wrong people

Gill is running an online dating service for penguins

Haysi is teetotal and a good cook

Makinamess is a stunt rally driver and has been Vin Diesels stand in on many of his movies

Lore is actually a wizard and teaches at Hogwarts

Snapdarlich is the love child of Hugh Fearnley Wotsisname and Vanessa Feltz

Legend is a member of the Chippendales dance troupe and on tour in the canaries

Legion is a female impersonator

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:09 am
by Makinamess
haysi wrote: Gill is running an online dating service for penguins


If this is true, how do I join up ? I've haven't had a date in years !!

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:11 am
by haysi
Makinamess wrote:
haysi wrote: Gill is running an online dating service for penguins


If this is true, how do I join up ? I've haven't had a date in years !!


Ssshhhhh missymakkymessy...its a secret! You need to send Gill some fish and she will see you all right!

you never heard it from me right!! :wink:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:13 pm
by Sandra
haysi wrote:ssshhhh...dont tell anyone.

Sandra is dyslexic and keeps sending texts to the wrong people

Gill is running an online dating service for penguins

Haysi is teetotal and a good cook

Makinamess is a stunt rally driver and has been Vin Diesels stand in on many of his movies

Lore is actually a wizard and teaches at Hogwarts

Snapdarlich is the love child of Hugh Fearnley Wotsisname and Vanessa Feltz

Legend is a member of the Chippendales dance troupe and on tour in the canaries

Legion is a female impersonator



Nearly pissed myself laughing at this :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 12:54 pm
by bea
i love that no-one ever posts rumours about me. does this mean everything about me is true?

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 1:14 pm
by Makinamess
Oh no Bea - we just don't post the rumours publicly about you

Messy watches guiltily as Bea runs around with her hands in the air shrieking to no-one in particular

Only joking, honest :lol:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:11 pm
by Sandra
bea is tee total and always keeps her clothes on when out :biggrin:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:15 pm
by Makinamess
I heard that she always wears a bra as well, plus she adores milk

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:21 pm
by bea
i cannot debate those other rumours but the milk one is a step too far. milk = :barf:

i heard that messie loves to lick live chickens and sandra secretly owns a pie shop

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 2:27 pm
by Sandra
beas a veratarian but often secretly puts big bits of meat in her mouth :biggrin:

PostPosted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:42 pm
by mdkilmer
Bea was guest of honor at a penguin porn convention.

After a few drinks, bea can often be found on the seashore with a torch upheld and chanting "Give me your poor, your tired... and I'll do 'em all and leave 'em for dead."

Bea fell down a rabbit hole after a white rabbit and has so far tried every single thing that says "Eat me".

Bea is a highly-trained and accomplished kegelist.

Glitterfang once slapped bea because she made a disparaging remark about rockhopper penguins.

"Silke" is a Norwegian word that roughly translates as "I never heard of bea".

Bea used to be named "Aaa", but was demoted because of her poor attitude. Plans to rename her "Cee" are already in the works.

Bea sticks her tongue out at haysi when she thinks no one is looking.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 4:12 am
by Silke
Nathie won´t go to school. You do not want to hear her arguments for not doing so.

Bea is short for beans.

Kilmer usually eat beans for breakfast, lunsj, dinner and supper.

StVandal lost the juggeling contest with Flo again. That is why he doesn´t dare show his face here at the time. The scars are hideous.

Said cat runs when vandal takes out his great-sword.

I just have to state once again that Yoda is only one of Yogi´s multi personalities. He can be anyone you know. However, his favorite personality is the bear.

Sarah lost her oister. Klimer won´t tell her where it is.

Silke got tired of where she lives and is now moving.

Glitter suddently got five job-offers and turned them all down because he didn´t want to choose.

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 7:12 am
by legend
how did it get out about me being a chippendale ffs.
anyway bea ive heard likes snooker but cant decide whether to pot the pink or the brown :oops: oooerrrrrrrr
meesy wants legend as does icy ,but theres a long queue so take a ticket ladies .
if sandra owns a pie shop then shes more interesting.
lore is really a big brother failure as she couldnt get in the doorway :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:06 pm
by bea
oh dear, i feel i have made an error by pointing out that no rumours are about me. stop posting all these rumors - you are putting ideas in my tiny mind :biggrin:

PostPosted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 1:16 pm
by Makinamess
Whiffey and Cat had a big argument the other night and she's moved out (I think the wedding is off)

Dangler has joined the Royal Lancashire Regiment even though he really wanted to be a fireman

lpg is really a penguin in disguise

Marge is visiting me next month

Haysi is the one who really owns the pie shop - Sandrajo just hovers around behind the counter, nicking pie portions

Only a select few on this site know the real meaning of Snapdharlich's name