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Postby legend » Fri Dec 08, 2006 4:47 pm

i heard a rumour that yoda is a dark and shadowy figure.
looking at his pic,i cannot disagree. :biggrin:
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Postby legend » Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:43 pm

this just in ......................

legend was spotted in weatherspoons in livingston on thursday night ,sporting a nice burberry beanie hat and along with 4 other wanna be chavs.
they drank copious amounts of jaeger bulls and vodka red bulls.
oh wait a minute i dont think this is a rumour.
it all seems pretty factual to me :oops: :biggrin:
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Postby spithray » Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:48 am

I heard a rumour that there aren't any pubs or houses in Livingston. All that's there is a giant Sky call centre and a skate park.
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Postby Makinamess » Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:33 am

Totally off topic but regarding Wetherspoons pubs - they all have fantastic loos (they are usually absolutely huge and always spotless) - you'll see what I mean <a href="http://www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/news/?ID=38">here</a> Well, I thought you needed to know that !
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Postby legend » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:24 pm

there is a quality skate park.
and loadsa pubs .
its scotland.
thats a vicious rumour no pubs .
ffs whered all us alkies get a drink then??
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Postby haysi » Tue Dec 12, 2006 2:29 pm

I heard a rumour that the real world is full of fluffy clouds and rabbits. ewwwwwwwwwww
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Postby legend » Wed Dec 13, 2006 6:10 pm

i heard a rumour that they wanted tro keep legend in scotland.
as hes a national treasure.
or was that sean connery ?
whateverr treverrrrrrrrrrr :biggrin: :biggrin:
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Postby legend » Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:52 am

this just in ............................
yodas been in therapy ever since discovering legend is his offspring from a previously forgotten and never to be mentioned again assignation with a female who wont be named,but i call her mum.
the therapist has told him to come to terms with it.
if not finabcially then at least emotionally.
but DADA if its too much emotionally then i will gladly accept a cheque or money order :biggrin:
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Postby haysi » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:50 pm

sssh dont tell anyone, santa claus is really your parents :biggrin:
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Postby legend » Sat Dec 16, 2006 7:28 pm

word on the street is that messy is in hiding trying to come up with a vegetarian roast beef dinner for xmas day,
gill is outta rehab,
but still an alkie,
sandra has been accepted to nursery school,she passed the iq test,just.
she joins thev first class after xmas,
sarah has been polishing her oyster,whatever that means,
haysi is back,
snappy is back,
tis the season to be jolly eh.
ho ho hos :biggrin:
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Postby haysi » Sun Dec 17, 2006 4:08 am

ssshhhh dont tell anyone

Gill is having a big party on christmas day, invitation only :wink:
Sandra is hiding turkeys under her bed, they are so noisy but they will be roasted by christmas day


Haysi is only visiting BF - no need to ho ho ho
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Postby Makinamess » Sun Dec 17, 2006 7:08 am

legend wrote:word on the street is that messy is in hiding trying to come up with a vegetarian roast beef dinner for xmas day


Lies, all lies !! Can't possibly be true - cattle are vegetarian anyway, so there is no need for me to TRY :lol:

(I'm actually going to have a nut roast - I'll post a recipe for anyone who's interested :tongue: )
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Postby legend » Sun Dec 17, 2006 8:18 am

if i want to roast my nuts i just need to sit out on my terrace .
dont need a recipe fro that :shock:
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Postby Makinamess » Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:23 am

:lmao2: at Legend ! That's virtually what St Vandal said in the Photo Scavenger Hunt (Page 9) :lol:

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Postby legend » Sun Dec 17, 2006 6:49 pm

this just in............................
photographic evidence has been provided by vandal of his actual nut roasting ouchhhhhhhhhh :shock:
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Postby Sandra » Mon Dec 18, 2006 1:23 pm

legend is just jealous I got in and he didn't :lol:

yes 'gill' is having the christmas party of the year, I just don't know if she knows yet tho :confused:

I don't know if santa will manage this year as hazel kidnapped him last year and I still keep hearing banging from under the stairs, it's either him or the goat :biggrin:
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Postby legend » Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:31 pm

this just in............................
sandra is having trouble getting plimsoles for nursery school.
and as for a gym skirt.
well.............theyre thinkin bout sewing a few together :lol: .
santas escaped from under the stairs,he snuck out when haysi looked in to kiss the goat :shock:
gill is going into hiding to avoid a xmas invasion.
messy was last seen heading for the airport for a flight to seattle.
apparently vandals roasted nuts hold some attraction for her :shock: :oops:
is vandal ready for messy messing around with his nuts?
and will she just season them?
or chop them up finely :confused:
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Postby Sandra » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:27 am

legend said....and as for a gym skirt.
well.............theyre thinkin bout sewing a few together :evil: too far


legend recently met two lovely ladies in a place called Cumbernauld, he was so taken aback by them he could hardly put two words together without dribbling, which was a plus for my ears as we all know how much he can go on and on :biggrin:

I'll leave haysi in with the goat for now, it's nice and quiet around here with her locked in the cupboard

messy please take me with you if your going on hols, you'll need to drug me for the flight though, not good at the old flying :roll:
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Postby legend » Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:13 pm

2 lovely ladies???? :confused:

this just in.............................
legend met gill and sandra in cumbernauld recently on his trip to scotland. :D
unbeknow to him ,two female stalkers were nearby causing him to dribble :shock: .
if you were or know who these two women were plz contact either legend or the scottish police asap.
oh btw sandra its ok.
you dont neeed a gym skirt for nursery :tongue: .
breathe out girl.
breathe out :wink: :biggrin:
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Postby haysi » Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:32 pm

I have been locked in the cupboard with a goat, oh and 2 lovely young men :lol:
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