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Postby Lore » Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:25 am

mdkilmer wrote:
The Loch Ness monster is a fake. Fooled the Scots for 300 years, though.


That's not a rumor! I've bathed in that water, there be no beasties in there - well, not now I've been in there butt naked anyway!
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Postby Legion » Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:29 am

Stop the presses.

Just in - Rumoured tidal wave devastates area arond Loch Ness

Scientists baffled - But are we? :dancer: :love: :dancer:

Beautiful rotund streaker from wrong side of Mersey held. :biggrin:
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Postby Lore » Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:37 am

Phew, I can honestly say I had nothing to do with it... I haven't been up that way since I was *counts back on fingers* 24 - soooOOOoo long ago!
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Postby legend » Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:23 am

as anyone who ever listened to bill hicks will know the loch ness monster is a dinosaur. jesus removed a thorn from said dinosaurs paw and sent it to live in a loch in scotland so lots of fat fekin americans could come 2000 years later and take pictures of it.
its all true btw.
oh im a love god .
flawless is smitten with haysi.
gill is giving away loadsa pressies .
messy is scjizo.
yoda has no wife hes a jedi .
and im still waiting on any naked pics to be emailed to me but none yet.
is there a problem ??? :biggrin:
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Postby legend » Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:24 am

in true pope like defence of myself.
by quoting bill hicks i in no way aagree with what he said .
im just mentioning it.
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Postby haysi » Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:47 am

ssshhhhh this just in, dont tell anyone that I told you


Flawless has been measured up for a kilt :tongue:
Gill bathes in Smirnoff Ice and doesnt bother letting the plug out - she simply gets a big straw and sucks it up
Messy has been taking a course in parliamo Gleswegian and can speak the lingo like a native - awra best wee yin
Legion is considering a sex change operation as he has practically been through all the women on bf and is now going to start on the men
MdKilmer still cracks me up big time
Legend has taken a job as a dancer to supplement his bar salary on the reef

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Postby Silke » Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:51 am

legend is a sucker for Billy

Glittery missepelled his new name. It is really "Bedfjord" which in reallity is a fjord you sleep in

Kilmer can´t stand that no one post any "real" roumers about him. Sorry md, but those are just too horrific to post anywere...

Yogi has a wife. Yoda does not, and the Bear is a layaround without limits. Do we have to say anything about all his other personalities?

Nathie likes beeing out at night, now that her parents finally lets her. She seldom stays out for long though, because it stil frightens her a bit.

haysi is in love with one thing and one thing only... yellow flowers!

Lore is (unknowingly) the monster of Lock Ness... hello nessie!
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Postby Makinamess » Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:37 pm

:lol: at Haysi's comment

Messy has been taking a course in parliamo Gleswegian and can speak the lingo like a native - awra best wee yin


If I'm that good, how come I have absolutely no idea what dialect *parliamo* Gleswegian is (is it like posh ???) nor what *awra best wee yin* really means.

*Messy sniffs into her scrap of kitchen paper, I'm never gonna be ready for the visit in November, I won't understand a word they say.... I need help, boo hoo..... * :gah:
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Postby mdkilmer » Sun Sep 17, 2006 7:12 pm

Nathie is looking for a good rock as a significant other.

"Silke" is a Norwegian word that translates roughly to "25 kroner a throw, sailor".

Pilvikki has lost her marbles.

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Postby lpg » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:52 pm

Pilvikki has lost her marbles.


But while looking for them came across an issue of Life from 1963.
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Postby Flawless » Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:24 am

Haysi- What can I say? I like a bit of a breeze around my netherregions....

Mdkilmer - I don't exist?!?!?!
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I am now dubbed the King of Hotness by Haysi

I am also the resident Cabana boy.
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Postby legend » Mon Sep 18, 2006 5:04 am

haysi has stolen my prized belly dancing picture.
how will i get over it???
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Postby bea » Mon Sep 18, 2006 8:11 am

Bea can swallow a banana whole.


you damn right i can. took years of dedicated practice

Sandrajo can do it with a watermelon though :biggrin:
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Postby Sandra » Mon Sep 18, 2006 10:44 am

bea wrote:
Bea can swallow a banana whole.


you damn right i can. took years of dedicated practice

Sandrajo can do it with a watermelon though :biggrin:



you damn right i can and it also took years of dedicated practice, you should try it some time :biggrin:
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Postby haysi » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:15 pm

legend wrote:haysi has stolen my prized belly dancing picture.
how will i get over it???


Och you still have the one of you ballet dancing....oh wait I stole that too

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Postby Flawless » Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:52 pm

Actually, I think that one's of me...... :oops: :evil:
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Postby haysi » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:09 pm

Flawless wrote:Actually, I think that one's of me...... :oops: :evil:


Flawless, you are so elegant for a big guy ;)

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Postby lpg » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:15 pm

MDK is a knitted dishcloth. Who knew?

Forumadmin is code for For U Mad Min and alerts spies to a new coded message to follow.

Certain penguins (Pilvikki) are going to live in pink palaces.
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Postby Silke » Tue Sep 19, 2006 12:28 pm

thank you, kilmer... I needed that...

Haysi is the only one who have ever come back to legend after a one-night-stand.

Mdkilmer is the only one who understands the complexity of my name.

Legion tries and tries... but can't seem to understand that trees are really green...

Legend has one of his pink periods. He has a lot of them. When thinking of it, I have never heard about any other period he's been through. I'm sure there are some though...

StVandal has left his monastery. He has long wondered why the stork never visited the monastery, and now he intends to find out. By sword if he needs to.

Nathie belives in love at first sight, but not the last.

Bea found some marbles this other day. She used them to make a trap for the police.
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Postby haysi » Fri Sep 22, 2006 1:15 pm

sssh dont tell anyone that I told you but:


Legion has defected and can be found on another site under the name of Legion

Messy is touring Scotland in November with Bea and they will be doing a "Fran and Anna" tribute

Whiffey has gone to Mexico to find the hottest chillies in the world. Pity that they are not grown in Mexico but Chile DUH

St Vandal has been perfecting his Scottish accent so he can audition for the next James Bond

Flawless likes to peel grapes and feed them to his fiancee :)

Keep it to yourselfs

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