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Postby legend » Fri Dec 01, 2006 4:27 am

this just in..................................

yoda is actually darth vader!!!!!!!!!!!!


and legend,after extensive dna testing, has been proven to be his son :shock: yup even i didnt know that.
and i know everything :biggrin:

thanks for the test trisha :biggrin:
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Postby Makinamess » Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:53 pm

Has anyone told Yogi that you are now his *son* ???? More importantly, has anyone told Yogi's good lady wife ?
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Postby Silke » Fri Dec 01, 2006 2:49 pm

...Ohh! ooh! I'll be the first to say I refuse to do such a thing!!!
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Postby legend » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:30 pm

yup it lukes like im the skywalker to his darth vader/yoda :biggrin:
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Postby haysi » Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:33 pm

sssssssssh this just in

Gill has defected

Sandrajo has gone to iceland to practice snowballing

Haysi has been testing the new non alcoholic southern comfort. she has been in the placebo group. hic

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Postby MargeC » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:25 pm

marge and bea are 'trying for a child'
(how I love that expression). Not so popular with the online porn brokers, mind you. *Watch XXX hardcore naked girls trying for a child on your desktop*.
so so tired. does it show?
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Postby legend » Fri Dec 01, 2006 8:29 pm

well marge lucky you.
no wonder beas been absent.
are you trying hard :biggrin:
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Postby Sandra » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:27 am

news just in......

Marge C is back from her sabbatical, shes just spent 6 months at a kibbutz, joy to the world :biggrin:

Beas 500 calorie a day diet has been chucked out the window as we await the arrival of little MargeBea

Haysi is back on the sauce, and I dont mean tomato sauce
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Gills AWOL and its hard to find her when shes wearing all that camouflage

me? its rumoured that I am going Christmas shopping tomorrow, anyone want anything?
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Postby haysi » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:32 am

OI! I was at a retirement do! It was brilliant - those oldies can rock :biggrin:

MargeC and Bea? Crikey, I have heard of three men and a baby, but not two wummin :tongue:

ssshhh dont tell anyone....messy is tidy :!:
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Postby Makinamess » Sat Dec 02, 2006 5:27 am

haysi wrote:ssshhh dont tell anyone....messy is tidy :!:


Lies, all darned lies - I have a reputation to maintain you know
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Postby Yogi » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:10 am

legend wrote:yup it lukes like im the skywalker to his darth vader/yoda :biggrin:


Yogi has been spotted searching E-Bay for a katana sword.

Can you say "hara-kiri?"
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Postby haysi » Sat Dec 02, 2006 8:21 am

Yogi wrote:
legend wrote:yup it lukes like im the skywalker to his darth vader/yoda :biggrin:


Yogi has been spotted searching E-Bay for a katana sword.

Can you say "hara-kiri?"


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Postby bea » Sat Dec 02, 2006 2:52 pm

erm, erm,

it wasn't a diet, it was a lifestyle choice :biggrin:

i heard a rumour about some stuff. it was all true :confused:
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Postby legend » Sat Dec 02, 2006 3:02 pm

yoda.
come here dada :biggrin:
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Postby Lore » Mon Dec 04, 2006 6:47 am

pssssssst, is anybody there?

I've just managed to pop online for a few seconds,

I've been mummynapped!

I'm being held at a secure location, the phones are working but I've not got a spare hand to reach them....All around me I can see teddy bears and bright toys.
Bottles - there's a drink problem here, pink.. SO MUCH PINK!! and if I have to change her botty just one more time, I'll, I'LL ...

oooo she sits there bouncing away in her chair trying to look all cute and innocent.... I know her game!!
Can somebody help me? please come and find me.. oh... oh...

damn, she's awake I'll have to run............. FAST!
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Postby Yogi » Mon Dec 04, 2006 7:04 am

Enjoy it while you can Lore - they grow up so fast :)
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Postby legend » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:04 pm

this just in...........
gill is in rehab after being admitted to the betty ford clinic for drinking too much red square,
lore is a chicken,
this can be varified by gill if you can get past the security at the betty ford clinic.
legend has been spotted this afternoon leaving glasgow airport still wearing shorts and t-shiert,even tho its a chilly day and hes not used to the cold.
its official hes a nutter :biggrin:
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Postby Sandra » Wed Dec 06, 2006 3:39 pm

:omg: was that you :shock:
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Postby legend » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:34 pm

what sand ?

were you at glasgow airport today?
arond 1 oclockish?
i never saw you .

wait were you that old woman selling the big issue just outside the door from starbucks .
ffs you shoulda said :biggrin:
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Postby Lore » Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:48 pm

*ruffles her feathers*
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