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British terrorism attacks

Post by mdkilmer »

According to all the evidence gathered so far, Prince Charles is as likely as anyone else to be responsible for the attack on the Glasgow airport.

Prince Charles, being a strong supporter of the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle (the process of observing affects the thing being observed) and Brownian motion (a thing is as likely to be in any place as in any other place), reasoned that it was very likely that Queen Elizabeth would be standing in line to get a "coach" ticket. He figured that he could become King if he sent an SUV through the airport barricades to run over his mother.

The Prince of Wales may be eliminated as a suspect as the investigation proceeds, but for now he's considered one of the most likely suspects.

You know that this theory is credible because its author also supports the idea that the USA fired a cruise missle at the Pentagon, and that the USA is responsible for everything bad in the universe for the last 400 years.
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Are you sure you meant to post this in the "politics and government" section? I think it would have been better to post this rant in the flame throwers section, as i can't see any topic close to either politics or government in what you've posted.
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Or maybe the "Humor" section?
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