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Rumours Hmmmmmmmmmmm - If a newcomer can join in - I have it on very good authority (At least 10 times a day :lmao2: ) That Icufodu2 is in reality a 7 foot tall Gay Canadian Native America FELLA. This wedding is gonna be FUN FUN FUN :smack: (Til daddy takes the 'T' bird away :lmao1:
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Here are a few of the rumours I've heard recently:-

Damsel really is a princess and she lives in a castle with hundreds of servants to attend her every need

Legion is getting married soon

Haysi lives in Spain, not Scotland

Whiffey has ginger hair and is a FELLA !!!

Sandrajo is an undercover policewoman

Bea doesn't drink alcohol, ever

Gill and Legend like tickling each other with feather boas

Snapdharlich was named after the elder of the twins of Harlich

Bermbits has at least 20 ties in his closet but only ever wears 3 of them

If I haven't mentioned you, it's not because I've haven't heard any rumours about you, it's just that I haven't mentioned you yet ..
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what messy said about Bermits is not entierly true. He is known to wear several ties at once when he belive no one is looking (call it a fetish). Even when you see him publicly and think he has only one tie... forgett it, the others are just straped to places you wouldn´t normally look (and get your min out of the gutter, will you?)

Kilmer suddently went deaf, stupid and blind. That is why he doesn´t post that much here anymore.

The reason you don´t much see yogi here is that because of his bear status he knows nothing can reach him. Bears are also known for their hive-minds and so he is just as suprised everytime anyome post anything here. "they didn´t know that from before?" Sorry beary.. we think for your selves, we do not have queen-bear to do your thinking for us...

StVandal is into knitting.

Legend and Legion fights over who is to be sainties apprentice

Messie is really good at mixing rumours... Damsel is my servant messie, and I am the Queen, no princess needed.

The ones who put out the terrible rumer about norwegian having laser eyes and sweeds knowing how to fly have tragically comitted suicide. I expect all on this fourum who belives such crazy stories to do the same, as my lazer eyes aren´t that nice...I know you all, and my sweedish relatives can fly me over in a second... but hey! just roomers....
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APPRENTICE - Legion is no man's APPRENTICE. I shall 4give yr faux pas if you tell me where you get your angel piccy from. My daughter is captivated - well most of my family are behind bars - she is a Refined Goth & luuurves like pictures.
THE RUMOUR THAT LEGION'S REAL NAME IS ROMEO IS A DOWNRIGHT LIE - it's it's it's Rodeo - so there :argh: :moon: :argh:
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..sure...so say all... denial is the fist step towards admitting it... we all know how you feel.

to be honest I do not remember anymore. I had yogi scale it down for me though, you could pm him on the slight off-chance he stil has it somewhere...? or :google:images: angel
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OK, just to clarify - those were rumours that I had heard from other people, I never, ever start rumours (well, only the really little ones like Legion being really called Rodéo - that's totally true btw - and Legend wearing pink underwear - I know that's true cos Gill told me it was, so there).

So, Silke is the Queen round here eh ? I hear she lives at the top of an ice castle that can only be reached by climbing a rope made from a combination of Damsel's hair and St Vandal's piercings. So, when St. Vandal is wearing his pretty jewellery, Silke's house is unbreachable and she is safe from trolls, werewolves and penguins.
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...and don´t forget the yeties, messie... never forget!
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Silke drinks dog's milk. In her defense, she says that you can't really tell when dog's milk goes bad.

MDkilmer was once caught dealing what was thought to be drugs in a dark alley. He ate the evidence, though, and while waiting in the back of a police cruiser, it was found to actually just be laxitives.

Legend is not only a fan of the Kebab Snake, but he also likes the shirt snake, the shoe snake, and possibly even the trouser snake.

Makinamess walked into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of her pants. The bartender, somewhat mystified, asked "Hey, you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants.. doesn't that bother you?" And she replied; "Harr! It's drivin' me nuts!".. What she meant exactly is still debated to this day.

If Sarah had a nickel every time someone brought up the "oyster incident".. she'd have at least $1.70

When AshleyMouse asks for a tall glass of cold milk, just remember.. it's to pour over the bowl of live scorpions she eats for breakfast.

Glitterfang is not only the president of the hair club for rocks, he's also a client.

Yogi prefers Bud Light's "great taste" to it's "less filling" nature.

If you were on fire, Damsel wouldn't even put you out with a rake.
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I hear that Legend is also a fan of the pie snake and the beer snake, hmmmm, I find that very worrying

I also heard that Mahtilda's tattoo was hand painted by Pilvikki but both are denying this

Oh, another bit of info from "someone who knows these things" - Whiffey's bedroom is covered in Cat Deeley posters

And in order to understand the steering wheel joke, you have to understand that I used to be a :male: but I worked very hard ...
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woah woah woah woooooaaah! whiffey has very few posters of Cat on his bedroom walls, it's all Master chef quotes scribbled on virgin walls - almost as if a spider has just climbed out of a pot of ink and scrawled its way across a piece of crisp white paper.

Legend lives two doors down from the pub/work no wonder he has trouble finding his way home.

Legion really is ROMEO although he pretends not to be. - I think it's something to do with the tights, I'm still not convinced the socks are being worn in the correct area!
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So much for secrets eh Messy :lmao2:
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:oops: Sorry Gill, it all just slipped out. Never mind, at least I didn't tell them about you and Angel and that weird website - you know the one with all the ***** and ******'s
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The one that you uploaded those pics on to? :D
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Yeah, that's the one - oh dear, do you think there will be any repercussions for that poor bloke ? You know, the one who wore the pink outfit and only had size 7 shoes - he did look a fright in those heels didn't he ?
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Yeah he did, pink just wasn't his colour, but I think your debut as a porn director went down rather well, don't you? :wink:
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you talking about Legend again? *presses ear against screen* ... what they saying?
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Why thanks for the compliment Gill - I was quite pleased with everything that happened as well - shame about the mess that got made though :lmao1:
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Messy by name, Messy by nature :lmao2:
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look egolin or moreo or whatever . youre stvdanles gimp .
stvanled yoiure orels bitch .gill youre gettin freaky wo legan and me im just sittin in my penthouse apt being good and minding my own biz.
oh and its slikey who likes the trouser snakes ok tvs andel.oh and messy heres a comb tidy up your hair.oh and when youve done that .brush yoiurhead too :lmao2:
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Legend finally decided to get one of those "voice to text" applications on his computer after finding that headbutting his keyboard didn't quite convey his point accurately enough. Now he just shouts obscenities at his computer and it tries to keep up.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
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