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Shhhhhh everybody but have you heard about MargeC ?

He has become Yogi's pole dance slave - it's true, honest, straight up

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so marge c is dancing on yodas lightsabre .ooh er missus :oops:
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No, no, you've got it all wrong. Legend is the one with the lightsaber (it's small, but it works), and I hear he likes to poke Legion with it. MargeC is not involved with the lightsaber at all, except when he videotapes the poking for his own viewing pleasure.
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the can Stvandal put himself in looks nice and all... only he isn´t strong enugh to actually go anywhere with it, so he is stuck cuddeling the cats he was trying to juggle.
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Legend was going to eat some vegetables last night but they were nicked off his plate by Silke.

Whiffey made me a mild curry on Saturday night, well mild enough that I could eat it (mushroom and potato for those really interested).

Legion was nice to Legend last week.

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legion won an award for being nice and hyper intelligent.
messy ate meat and enjoyed it,im not sure whos meat it was and neither is she the lights were out.
lore was nice to legend and he flashed her his coconut sack in return for a flash at her didgere doos.
gill went over to snappys and helped him in the ball licking department.
damsel went online and didnt mention kanthume ata all or lesbianism.kanthume went online and didnt annoy damsel but asked icufodu2 for a little hot sex.
apart from that its all quiet on bfm. :lmao2: :lmao1:
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Legend woke up in a cold sweat this morning. He was having that nightmare about the emoticons chasing him down the street again. :horse:

Makinamess has an underground lair. But she only uses it for storing teapots.

Silke is working on a new gum flavor. Apparently her last flavor, "pig blood and camel hump" hit Norway by storm!

Sarah has a tattoo of a My Little Pony eating some pretty flowers out of a pile of skulls on her bicep. If anyone messes with her, she smacks it and says "You wanna go to the gun show?"

MDKilmer went to a mexican buffet the other day, but left because they didn't have oyster tacos.
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It's all true about the teapots - but they are chocolate teapots after all so it does make sense to keep them underground (they won't all fit in my fridge see)

Sarah and Romeo read books together by torchlight, under her duvet

Legend has a hangover this morning

Snapdharlich swore last night - again - at Rowie, for stealing his jam doughnuts

Icu finally managed to scrape enough pennies together to watch Legend's new show at the Madhouse on Brasstreet & 5th

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messy hows "legends got a hangover" a rumour.
thats one of the only certainties in life dear :lol:
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:oops: Sorry Legend, I just thought that one of these days you'd actually wake up without a hangover and then you'd be really pissed (off) to hear that you did have one :lol:

OK, real live rumour - latest, latest, read all about it - Legend doesn't have a hangover today.

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ivew goit a phantom hangover as my body now expects one daily
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Messy eats Legend's toenails, straight off the toe.

Kilmer puts peanut butter in his belly button and waits for neighborhood dogs to lick it up. He says it gives him pleasure, I dunno, ask him about it!

Vandal's secret dream is to deep fry the remains of Rosa Parks, turn her into a kebob, and then serve her to his customers with a tall, frosty one. TALK about cruel and disturbed.
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I cannot disclose the source of my information BUT his birthday was Sunday! :tongue:
Apparently Silke - who claims to be 18 - IS exactly that.
One thing she forgets to clarify IS
She is 18 stone in weight NOT 18 years old :crazy: :smack: :crazy:
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She's 19 years old.

Kilmer turned 100 today. Happy birthday, old man!!
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My secret source tells me that Silke has tipped the scale at 19 stone now & that Nathaniel & Silke are the same I.D. :tongue:
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shhhhh dont tell anyone but Legion had to cut his holiday short because he fell out of the harness whilst attempting a tricky sex game with his missus. ooo er his missus wasnt too chuffed as she was out at the time
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Legion wrote:My secret source tells me that Silke has tipped the scale at 19 stone now & that Nathaniel & Silke are the same I.D. :tongue:


Soooo... What's I.D.?

And by the way... Legion is secretly worshipping the moon-goddess... He just doesn't know it doesn't work for him....
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I heard - shock, horror - that Legend is really a tee-totaller, has just converted over to vegetarianism and is thinking of moving back to the UK to retrain as a proof reader for the Oxford University Press (the guys who publish the Oxford English Dictionary).

Btw an ID is an identification or identity (presumably Legion means Username here)

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Post by Nathaniel »

In that case, I can clarify that me and Silke are not the same person, we just come from the same country and know each other in RL ;)

Legend and Legion are twins who indulge in twincest, however. They are both fucked up.
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My source NEVER lies - he further tells me that Silke/Gnat live absolutely nowhere near Norway & reside in Bournemouth, Dorset where she/it runs a carpet emporium specialising in edible piles! :tongue:
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