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Post by legend »

the latest news is theres no light in the cupboard.
rumour has iy the two men are wel and gossy???????
no wonder cs has gone down.
hope thats all that has :!: :!: :!: :oops: :oops:
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the men in my cupboard were men. not boys. :roll:
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how can u tell men from boys in the dark???
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very easily :roll:
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Especially when they`re goats! :biggrin:
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Rusty wrote:Especially when they`re goats! :biggrin:
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I have a knack for telling the men from the boys
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she uses her senses.
well cant use sight,as its dark.
cant use smell cos of the goat.
hearing dont help if theyre gagged .
so touch and taste seem to be her tried and tested methods.
mmmmmmmmmm
scary btw :biggrin:
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sssh dont tell anyone

Sandra J has let the men out of my cupboard during the night, they were last seen heading for McDonalds for a breakfast mcmuffin for sustinence :biggrin:

Gill is still trying to get the biggest turkey in the world to feed her Christmas day guests

Whiffey is bonkers :tongue:
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a mc MUFF in for brekkie mmmmmmmmmm.
tastyyyyy.
gill will need plenty turkey for the cumby grubbers,so ii hear.

whiffey aint bonkers,just madly in love,and reunited with meadow hes full of the joys.
lolo.
pissed my pants there folks.sorry :biggrin:
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just heard that gill is having a minimalist xmas meal.
so mince pioes and cream all round then u get to pull a cracker :biggrin:
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I hear someone is about to get a new title that has never been given to anyone before. :biggrin:
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tell us bed4d .plz plz plzzzzzzzzz
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Bedford wrote:I hear someone is about to get a new title that has never been given to anyone before. :biggrin:
don't leave us in suspense Bed4d, please quack now or forever hold your bill. :)
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I am so humbled by your holiness. I makes me want to cry.

Congratulations on your achievement. I may just order up some Brainformation coasters to hand out for the occasion. :biggrin:
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I heard a rumour that some folks of BF have their tongue int their cheek :biggrin:
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That's not rumor; that's fact. :teach:
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I have just heard a dastardly rumour that the russian has recently emerged onto BF, under cover of course, and is still causing trouble, mayhem and generally stirring things up ......
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Makinamess wrote:I have just heard a dastardly rumour that the russian has recently emerged onto BF, under cover of course, and is still causing trouble, mayhem and generally stirring things up ......
Ooohh ... thaaat's the russian. Clever you Messy to figure that one :biggrin:
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Aye, and still in *hiding*. Now what s/he is hiding from is another matter :lol:
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Post by legend »

is that the russian torturer?
sawnya cock off?

or is it someone else?
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