MALE Blonde Joke

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MALE Blonde Joke

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I am now dubbed the King of Hotness by Haysi

I am also the resident Cabana boy.

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Post by mdkilmer »

Q: Why do some blonde girls have big belly buttons?
A: Blond boyfriends.
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Post by ashes13 »

mdkilmer wrote:Q: Why do some blonde girls have big belly buttons?
A: Blond boyfriends.
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I must remember that one!
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Post by Bedford »

mdkilmer wrote:Q: Why do some blonde girls have big belly buttons?
A: Blond boyfriends.
I've always heard it as:

Q: WHy do blondes have big belly buttons
A: Because their boyfriends are blondes too.

Still a great joke.
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:lmao1: :clap:
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:lmao2: Great joke, Ashes
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Very Good, made me giggle :biggrin:
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